May 2013
tumblino:
*screams*
LIVE YOUR LIFE THE WAY YOU WANT TO
HAVE
FUN
AND LOVE
YOURSELF
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ponderism:
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prongsmydeer:
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are...
saboobnah:
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
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Fantasy novelist: Alright, time to create my fantasy world. Great thing about this genre is that I can make it anything I want. Could be based on any culture in any place from any time. Could be a mix of places and times, or something newly invented by me. Yup, there is literally nothing out of bounds here.
Fantasy novelist: I'm gonna go with medieval England.
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marveldcwholockian replied to your post: Now that it’s summer it’s time to catch up on all…
What are you planning to watch??? Supernatural right?
Yup! Gonna check it out ^^ And hopefully not get depressed (I’ve heard Supernatural is a very emotional show oh no)
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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Now that it’s summer it’s time to catch up on all these shows (✧◡✧)
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zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
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manyeggs:
an-egg:
my children
dad
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We have a bunch of college ads lying around and they all have pictures of their students walking around campus to make their school seem cool or w/e
My mom just picked up one of them and yelled “IT’S ALL WHITE BOYS”
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
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The hilarious double standard "Mexicans are lazy,...
stargazingeyes:
OH SNAP!
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lameborghini:
for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids
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michael-palin:
*kicks and barges down your front door* did somebody say….. THE BEATLES?????
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filharmagic:
an anime where everyone in a high school are pastel-haired tropes, involved in crazy, often unrelated circumstances (one group of friends hunts ghosts, there’s a group of magical girls, a bunch of love triangles, etc)
but the main characters of the show are brunette kids who are really confused all the time
vocaroo:
in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
thingisyoudontfuckingknowme:
doctor who the fuck even knows anymore
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aurorasundergarments:
firearmsandfisticuffs:
IF I EVER MISGENDER YOU FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!!! YOUR GENDER IDENTITY IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD REMAIN QUIET ABOUT AND I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY SCREW UPS I MAY HAVE DONE/MAY DO IN THE FUTURE
I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE TALKING TO ME
Always reblog.
ostracizedpoodle:
local man found dead after being alive
apatheticghost:
REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE
IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
ITS NICE
YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
BEING MEAN IS MEAN
THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
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gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
